Over the next few weeks I will be sharing letters written to people or individuals that irritate, upset, or piss me off. It should be therapeutic and hopefully somewhat entertaining.
Dear Bajio of Jordan Landing,
What the hell makes you think that you deserve a tip. All you did was ask me if i wanted black or pinto beans and then slap me down a half ass burrito. Why on earth do you have a huge ass aquarium sized tip bowl on the counter and why the hell are people putting money in it(I realize I just answered my own question). Secondly you have the audacity to print a space for a tip on my credit card receipt. Stop it!
Generally speaking the following actions merit some type of gratuity(upon reading this you will realize that you do none of these).
1. Bring me my food. You couldn't do this if you wanted to. First your business model prevents this and second the tip aquarium is too big to get around. No tip for you!
2. Fill up my drink. I had to get up and step away from a intellectually stimulating conversation with Cool-lo Brown and fill up my own soda. No tip for you!
3. Be friendly. I don't recall any words being spoken by your staff other than black or pinto beans( i chose black in case you where wondering).
4. Use words I can understand.
6. Pick up after me
So as you can see you get no tip. Thank you for your understanding and have a nice day.
Derek Jones
2 comments:
Cool-Lo Brown should have suggested a "dick-tip". Next time!
I remember that conversation Derek. It was nothing if not itellectually stimulating. I do remember YOU refilling MY drink though. I'm sorry I failed to tip you.
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