Al and I recently became acutely aware of a growing problem on our state’s public transportation system. A problem so vile that it threatens to tear apart the very fibers that weave UTA's pants together. The problem I speak of is named Suzie (AKA the Floozy). On the outside Suzie is a very mild mannered average woman in her mid to late 20’s who sells annuities and rides TRAX in the mornings. But on the inside she is an evil women, who is hell bent on destroying the salvation and retirement accounts of the elderly. Al and I have uncovered circumstantial evidence that could indicate that Suzie might be seducing elderly men who may have millions of dollars that she might also be stealing. The two victims identified so far are Gus and Bud (AKA the Clients). Gus, a 65 year old male, is a grounds keeper at a local baseball field. Until recently Gus was a married grandfather of 12. He enjoyed reading, baseball and taxidermy. He volunteered at the homeless shelter and always carried a smile. That smile turned to a frown the minute Suzie lied to him about everything and stole all of his money, dead animals and his soul. Suzie is bad, real bad and must be stopped. More to come shortly...
