Last Friday Cool-lo and I had a business meeting at Benihana's in SLC (thanks Rudi). The food was fantastic however i was forced to write the following letter to management (its what I do).
Dear Mr. Benihana,
The guy you had dancing around and cooking our food was a freak. First off, he was just plain dirty in every sense of the word. The guy clearly had not brushed his teeth in quite some time. I could see the residue on his teeth, next to the whole left from the crack pipe or cigarette he has been smoking for the last 10 years. This guy is the face of Benihana, come on get him on the dental plan!
As if that wasn't bad enough he had the word, "MAXIM" tatoo'd on his right forearm. I'm not sure what that means exactly, his favorite magazine, I don't know.
To make matters worse you allowed some guy with the most annoying laugh on the planet to sit at our table. Everytime this guys spoke he would start with a loud throat clearing that transitioned into a high pitched half laugh. These kind of people should not be allowed in your eating establishment.
But the food was good, I had the lunch boat which was both tasty and filling.
Thank you
Concerned Consumer - Derek Jones
